Requiem for Herman Cain

Herman Cain is gone. He's also a narcissist, as is plain from his rambling, incoherent, at times disturbingly meaningless suspension speech. I may be rather a stickler for the comprehensible use of language, but there is no way that calling off your campaign because you are a hopelessly unqualified, sleazy self-promoter who's about to file for divorce (most likely) isn't the very definition of 'quitting'.

This imbecile, completely ignorant of the world around him, was not able to grasp the first precepts of cultivating a serious public persona.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.